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For Sparkle Neely: HAVE A TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE BIRTHDAY!!!
xoxoxo
OMG SWEET LORD. piles of money and flaming titties forevah!!!


Happy fucking birthday SparkleNeelySparkle!!
there is so much gaga in this blingee that i might die. also: KEITH in gold lettering plus BRAVO boomshakalaka!!
but what really makes it? is the single penis banana bouncing around at the bottom.
what it comes down to dudes is that you guys have really PULLED OUT THE GAGA STOPS for this birthday. and thats a big deal to me boots.


happy birthday sparkleneely! i think we all know this makes sense
there is an inexplicable link between joe biden and lady gaga and their public personas that i goal to uncover over the next few weeks.



Happy Birthday SparkleNeely!
You don’t follow me, but you always make me laugh, so you deserve my first Blingee!
welcome to the wolfpack darling. blingees always make me smile.


Happy Birthday, Sparkle Neely!
THIS? is probably what you see on the way to heaven.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGHAN!!!!!
p.s. you should be getting a surprise in the mail soon too!
SHANNON!!! i MISS YOU!! so many dollah billz and keith irritatedly smoking a stogie? HOW DID YOU KNOW??



happy birthday sedated!hahahahahahahaha
Ooh, Beres! Beres, gets it anyday and twice on Sundays.
Thank you, igather!


Happy Birthday, Lovah! (That’s Sedated for the rest of you bitches.)
Hey Meg, you know I like it when you shake that ass. Look at that tail! Just … back and fro. That may be why
I’mCartman is pulling down his pants, to, I … uh … um, THANKS TYRA for demonstrating to all of tumblr how crazy my eyes look right now! You’ve made me trigger Tim’s gag reflex!(I was dropped as a child. Often.)
Love you Meg. Thank you.